
Sorry to be flogging the mixtape compilation compendia angle twice in a row, but I got on another of my little manic binges, and you, fair reader, are the beneficiary. I try to make commonly social-life-destroying traits -- like my obvious predilection towards compulsive, obsessive mania -- work for some reasonably arguable iteration of the common good. It sure beats contemptuously harassing strangers with moonhead conspiracies only the person saying them and the people they're trying to feel accepted by believe on social media all day anyway.

It's astonishing that no one ever got obsessed or manically motivated enough to attempt what I'm about to drop here, but then to get the rights to all these different songs, by all these different artists, on who knows how many labels owned by who knows who would take every lawyer on Earth working 16 hour days for who knows how long to crack.

You also have to take into account that today's birthday battery brahmin -- and it's no lie whatsoever to name him the most recorded drummer in history -- has, at some point or another in the last 60 years, taken credit for approximately 93% of the drum tracks on all the recorded music of those long and fruitful decades.

What takes it to an even more surreal level is that he may, in fact, have played on 93% of the recorded music of the last 60 years. Some people, rare as they are, distinguish themselves by their ability to live up to their own hype. Few, but some.

Bernard Purdie -- nickname: "Pretty" -- is most firmly in this pantheon of people that exist beyond the heavyweight class of their art, in a realm only a handful of humans get to claim.

I've wanted to cover him on here since I started, back when wild beasts roamed an Earth covered in red plankton, but I could identify no ROIO or show or whatnot that I felt really did justice to his essence, galactically broad and integral to the arc of the history of this stuff as it is.

Beginning in the mid-1960s, he has formed the engine that has driven so many tracks on so many radios, and ushered folks onto so many dancefloors that, were I to try to list every session and single and album on which he's appeared, I would literally be here typing until time ended.

The timekeeper of more timeless tunes than anyone ever to grip sticks, I was vexed for years on how to make a thing that might capture what stands him as a central figure in all of modern music. That is until I found this other (yes it's tremendous) blog, and the double CD, deep-cut Pretty Purdie put-together its proprietor has up on his page.

As I sometimes get into doing, once I saw what he had assembled -- I exaggerate not when I say that he made, really, as good and as thoughtful a mixtape as someone can make -- my first instinct was to reassemble its all-mp3 playlist, track for track, in a lossless audio format immediately.

That proved sticky with a couple of his more obscure-yet-essential selections, but I got it together for both volumes of his creation.

That's where the legendary mania kicked in.

And then, I wake up days later and I'm sitting there, having to make 93 of the cornerstone tracks of modern music the same damn volume level. By hand. Gosh, my arm hurts... but not as much of a hurt as Bernard "Pretty" Purdie -- in the conversation for Single Greatest Drummer in all species history -- puts on the skins in this merely 6 1/2 hours of badass backbeating, Purdie Shuffling mayhem. Which really could be a physical boxset some day, were all the attorneys in this Milky Way Sector gathered to the purpose.

2.36 GB FLAC/direct link

So we see that the sonic revolution of our musical epoch may not have been televised, but it certainly was recorded pretty substantially... and for a whole lot of the time that the tape was rolling, "Pretty" Purdie was perched upon the drum throne like a potentate of propulsion. I just hope he's truly on all of these myriad tracks, but AMD and I researched it all as thoroughly as boys with a high-speed internet box and the will to know the truth can, so we should be good here.

Born this day in 1939, Bernard Purdie is 86 today, and he is still alive and sticking, thank Providence and his continuing good health. I will return in a few days with another unquantifiably influential figure, but today is all about looking -- and sounding -- as "Pretty" as can be, and I hope my (and Any Major Dude's, major kudos and thanx to him) compendium of crunch will assist everyone in cele-vibrating at their very best!--J.